i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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