it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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