i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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