Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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