Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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