Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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