no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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