NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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