Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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