i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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