I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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