I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I can't turn off my feet"
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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