Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
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