For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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