"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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