i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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