I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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