why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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