His pubic hair was longer than his dick
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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