bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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