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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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