We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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