gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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