I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I wish i was in the wii world.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
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