the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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