playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
Randomize
