My brain says no but my pants say off.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Still dying that you shit outside
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
