): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
she pinky promised me she was 18
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
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