I want to make a zoo with you.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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