he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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