My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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