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I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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