is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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