If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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