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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I'm always down for nudity.
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