he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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