Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
home. puking in laundry basket.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
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