that's an acceptable place to lick
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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