Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
i now understand why vodka
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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