Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He keeps bees of course he's weird
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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