The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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