sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
