So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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