So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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