Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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