even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
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