he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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