My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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