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you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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