she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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