We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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