whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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