Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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