It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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