You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
how does that bad decision feel?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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