But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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