anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
