Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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